“Your purchase is protected by my 180-day 100% money-back guarantee. If you’re not 100% satisfied, if you don’t lose weight during that period, if you don’t see results in the mirror day after day, if you don’t enjoy your life in freedom once again… then at any time in the next 180 days, simply return the bottles to us, opened or unopened, and we’ll refund every penny of your investment. No questions asked.”